Until he mentioned the news regarding a Bosnian/Croatian chick in a hoodie throwing puppies into a river. Truth is, I'm rather disappointed in myself for not knowing about it until he told me. Anyway... Is it me or has the grounds of Europe and Siberia been hosting a recent surge of wicked people? And by wicked... I don't mean epic. I'm saying sick, twisted and warped fucking shyiiiit that can be classified as criminally insane. Don't laugh. I'm not talking about the Why So Srs BS. Heath Ledger is dead and he is not coming back. I repeat: He is not coming back.
But seriously... Remember the Dnepropetrobsk maniacs in Ukraine? Two 19 year olds went on a killing spree for 3 weeks and killed 21 people. Get this: They recorded the killings. I watched one of the very many they uploaded on the internet, which was a video of them using a screwdriver to stab the belly of a homeless man and then hammering his face up- Other explicit material included.
Apparently, the two jokers had phobias associated with blood and height. So they decided that the following events have positively affected them as they overcame their fear by hanging off railings from the 14th floor, torturing and disemboweling dogs and other things that your average teenager would do (like breed armadillos with teradactyls.
Perfect. They are not only geniuses at video blogging, but also self-trained psychiatrists. They might even possess the entrepreneurial gene if the reports filed by local media are true regarding their attempt to get rich with the recordings they've made of their murders. Sources say that a wealthy website operator were willing to pay quite a hefty sum of money for their videos and that might be what their motives were. I say... Bull fucking shit.
Perfect. They are not only geniuses at video blogging, but also self-trained psychiatrists. They might even possess the entrepreneurial gene if the reports filed by local media are true regarding their attempt to get rich with the recordings they've made of their murders. Sources say that a wealthy website operator were willing to pay quite a hefty sum of money for their videos and that might be what their motives were. I say... Bull fucking shit.
If I were the website operator I would be ZOMG! WTF! GTFO! I would get as far away from them as possible while multi-tasking between chanting the 'Our Father' and fumbling for my rosary, telling Jesus to get me the hell away from them. Seriously? Did hell freeze over in Ukraine? This was in 2007.
2008:
Did everyone remember the shocking news regarding Josef Frizl, the incestuous sicko that held his daughter captive in his basement for 24 years? Well... Good for you if you do, but shame on you if you don't even have the faintest idea on what I'm yappin' about.
Dude... 24 years? I'm friggin 23 and I feel like I've had roots growing out of my ass for that amount of time. What more if you're sitting in a windowless cellar getting raped by a man who is supposedly your father and having seven of his children. You read it right. SEVEN.
6 kids and a dead baby. And no, I'm not gonna crack any dead baby jokes. Maybe in the next post (you'll have to remind me).
Anyway 3 of her kids were kept with her in the cellar and have never seen day light. I can't even begin to imagine what life was and is for them. Moreover, the dead baby who could have been saved was burnt by Frizl in the furnace in the cellar that her daughter lived in.
But relax... Story has a happy ending (if you can call it that). She was rescued and does not have to see that worthless piece of 73 year old shit again!
Is it me or does he look like the love child of Albert Einstein and Joseph Stalin? What?! At least it ain't incestuous, sicko!
I do realize that the severity of these two cases that I've mentioned are really grave and just out of this world when you compare it to the girl throwing puppies into the river. But God Bless my soul... If I found that little red riding hood in my front lawn (even if I don't have one), I will fucking gag that bitch and stuff crayons up her #$%@&#!!! I hope 4chan will find her ass and feed her to starving Ethiopian children (Sure she ain't red meat, but beggars can't be choosers, can they?)
Here's a link to the video, if you want to see the sadistic little red riding hood:
Now, I need to play some LoL and kill some matha fahkin bitches.
Feel my wrath,
ZomgACrayon
This posts was just all about messed up ness, I saw the puppy thrower a while ago I went to pet me dog afterwards and the other thing about the father and daughter so F'ed it makes me want to watch CSI LV though
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