Dry heat

I am dying in the flippin' desert, but that doesn't curb me from imagining myself trudging through the sand dunes, mouthing the words, "Waaataaaah... I neeeed waaataaaaa... HOLY SHYIIIT, it's the Prince of Persia!" Okai, okai... Maybe I got carried away with my geeky imagination, but the weather has been drastic. A few days ago, we had hale. I mean... Come on... Ice cubes falling from the sky which I attempted to catch with an open mouth (didn't turn out to good)... And now... It's back to a whoopin' 103 degrees. Hell definitely didn't freeze over, but it is the exact opposite. I find that Christians have a good sense of humor when things aren't exactly funny which supports my belief that God is a funny man. I was going back to my boyfriend's house last week and we drove pass a church that had this particular sign that caught my attention:

"And you think it's hot here?" - God

That made me LAWL hard and panic, because I haven't been going to church and that means that I may have to go to hell... Eventually. But meh... It's not like I lost faith in him. It's more like, I've lost faith in myself in dragging my fat ass to church in the morning on Sundays, which I spent at my boyfriend's house. But, I'll get to it... Soon. Anyway enough about religion. I try to not talk too much about that or politics, because when I decide to be a smart ass and crack a joke or two about it... People think I'm serious and get all sensitive and gay about it. It's called satire and sarcasm, guys. Instruments of language. You should be enlightened... by God.

On a completely different note, I was riding the bus (not the shortbus, modex) today and there seem to be a majority of weirdos on it (so i might as well be riding the shorbus). A redneck lady who was hideously awkward looking who said something about "I have to wear my teeth tomorrow." to a old pops who was setting up an appointment with someone on the phone about going to Bingo session... Also, there was a human version of Chewbacca or a Chewbacca version of a human who sat next to the redneck woman. Mind you, it's female. I thought it was funny that Chewbacca was wearing spectacles that made her eyes buggy looking. Not a very smart looking Chewbacca at all. All and all, even though my day hasn't been exactly interesting, I'm glad I was in the land of Wizard of Oz. I thought I've seen some pretty disfigured people in my life... but... this is a humbling experience.



Thought I'd leave you with something to stare at.

Keep your hands on the damn keyboard,
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