Fap, Fap... ZOMG!

I was running my usual news check over a couple of websites and read through the old posts and can't believe I missed the news about a boy drinking semen from a used condom... This was in a hotel in Atlanta- The Wyndham Garden Hotel. Apparently, the boy found a used condom in the hotel room bed and thought it was a balloon. WTF! So like any normal kid, he stuck his tongue in the balloon and he huffed and he puffed and and and... He ingested some too *gasps*

Poor boy is said to have contracted type II Herpes and is unable to comprehend why he is unable to show his family love with kisses *sad phace*

Srsly... What kind of moron leaves their jizz in the bag on the bed? If you don't have respect for the hooker you banged, at least show some respect to the bed. Ugh. People disgust me. I say if authorities found out who did it, they should tattoo "Cum-Bag" or "Jizz-Phace" on his forehead. Better yet, they should carve it onto them with a blade... Inglourious Basterds style. A true BASTARD.

Hopefully, by some miracle... The little boy is ridden off the STD. And YOU guys... Please dispose your used condoms in a sanitary manner... Like down the throat of the whore you're banging.

Disgusted,

ZomgACrayon