Friday, September 17, 2010

Gawd Dang!

WTF UTI. Yuss guys, I have urinary tract infection. My tube is hosting a spawn point for millions of bacteria... And I started feeling pressure in my lower abdomen on my birthday (15th of September), but only began to piss blood the next morning (no, I am not on the rag). "Happy Birthday, Cheryll..." I guess there's something to remember my 23rd birthday by (including my boyfriend bringing me to the "White Chocolate Grill" in Scottsdale- Thank you, Jeffy). So, I'm on two kinds of medication now. One is the antibiotics called Nitrofurantoin Macro and the other is Phenazopyridine to ease the pain when I take a leak... Oh, it also makes my piss extremely orange. It's fun to look at, even though I would prefer it to be glow-in-the-dark... So I can store my piss in jars and put it all around the house in preparation for Halloween. Hallowed be my name!

Aside from cultivating bacteria in my urinary tract... I am anticipating the meet-up with The Golgotroids (a.k.a. the team) from Golgotron.com (hopefully, I'll get to meet you guys this Saturday). For those of you who have not the faintest idea on who or what Golgotron is. Their website is dedicated to GAIMZ. They do gaming reviews for various systems (mainly consoles) and have weekly podcasts (from what I've gathered). It's a budding site that started early this year (March, I think) and is based in Arizona... It looks promising for such a young site even though there needs to be added buzz to the forums, which is where YOU guys come into play: You will contribute nao!!! Register and see what this site can offer you. It can be a quick remedy to boredom when you have no one to talk to... (After all, we all know that you have no idea what the Spanish voices in your head are saying)

I was just searching for the pink dinosaur that Golgotron has as their "mascot" through google and had no idea that the dinosaur was such a ladies' man.
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Even guys want to hump Golgotron... He's fuckin' pimp. All they need to do is accessorize him. I would throw in a purple suit and hat combo with a pimp staff. Not forgetting motha fuckin' blingage...

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Mmm... Brass knuckles pimpstick. Nao that's what I'm talking about! Took me a while to do this, but I'm proud of it.

Alright, gotta piss more blood. The vampires are coming!

Piss out,
ZomgACrayon
Posted by That's what She said at 1:13 AM

1 comment:

  1. LeiZeiSeptember 18, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    That really sucks dude but good thing you had fun with your other half hope things get better hey no what the funny thing is when I heard UTI for the first time my cousin was talking about it cause shes a nurse and I thought it as the school lol, I was like "isn't UTI the school my dad works for?" she was like yeah Andrew Carmen has a school inside of her it was blonde moment but it was easy mix the 2 :)

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